Scary Movie 5 review by FAT Mike

A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their newborn son home from the hospital. With the help of home-surveillance cameras and a team of experts, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon.

I knew what I was getting into watching this crap pile. This time the untalented writers make fun of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, MAMA, SINISTER, THE EVIL DEAD, INCEPTION, and BLACK SWAN. The only part I laughed at was the first 5 minutes with Charlie Sheen. After that I was disappointed to see Charlie Sheen, Terry Crews, and Mike Tyson would participate in something this shitty. The jokes are not funny AT ALL and the whole time I was wounding how much longer this crap was going to last. I couldn’t stop thinking how good the first 2 scary movies were and how lazy this movie was.
All I want to know is who are these brain dead morons who keep paying to see this shit!!!! (I downloaded it ) Cheers and remember life will never suck as long as there is a GOOD movie to watch, trust me there are lots better movies to watch!

0 out of 10

 

 

 

 

Edited by: Samantha Locke